Economic Commentary Fans Gifts

'If things were going just a little better we could have filed for bankruptcy.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

The Shrinking Dollar.

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

Rebuilding the Economy.

Bureau of Inflation.

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

"The filthy rich"

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

When Governments Bail Out the Sub-Prime Banks.

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

With the economy as it is, even Santa Claus had to take on a second job as the Easter Bunny...

'I say this is the best we've been given for a long time!'

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

Austerity Egg Hunt.

'I've put the business up for sale.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

Deposits Insured By The U.S. Government (which has a $29 Trillion Debt).