Economic Adjustment Gifts

'We're going back to basic cable."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

Core Business.

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

Just Married

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

"My God, I was just wondering what happened to him."

"This is Pierre. He's our new 'Oui' man."

"Things are looking up..."

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

'The good news is that I can spend more time with my family. The bad news is my job is now only part time.'

Refresher course

You were right, I was silly to worry about some 'boy wonder' taking my job- the boss' daughter got it.

"How weird is it to be finally getting out again?"

'I remain confident we will pull out of this nose dive.'

Then the mask mandate was lifted and we all had to get used to that again.

"Your dad is still shy... He turns off the light before he takes off his mask!"

"How do I leave the house again? Is it keys then shoes then socks?"

'Hey, it's not my fault everything is okay in my life now.'

Too bad you had to cancel your party. . .

Obama Emergency.