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'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Polluted geese

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Echo Tourism'