Eco-rocker Mugs

"Yeah, I know vinyl's a plastic, but this one is Plant-based."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Polluted geese

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Bee flying to another flower.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Echo Tourism'