Eco Preacher Pillows

The Environmentalist

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Pandora's boxes

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

No tree hugging.

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"Woo-hoo!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

Save the earth/Make Money.

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Climate Crisis