Eco-funny Friend T-Shirts

'I'm trying to increase my pocket money... Do you need some Guano to fertilize your garden, sir?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Tree Funeral

Global Warming.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Deforestation.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

The Joshua Tree

"It's not easy being green…"

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

SOS of Garbage

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

The Easter Bilby

Flying Rhino

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Energy Firm Conference

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...

'Gene Pool'