Eco-funny Friend T-Shirts

'I'm trying to increase my pocket money... Do you need some Guano to fertilize your garden, sir?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Tree Funeral

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Deforestation.

Global Warming.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"It's not easy being green…"

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

The Joshua Tree

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

SOS of Garbage

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

The Easter Bilby

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

Flying Rhino

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Energy Firm Conference

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...