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'I hate to let you go, Blake, but since we've gone paperless, I can no longer justify an executive paperweight in the budget.'

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

The original paperless office

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Office Park

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Congratulations on your promotion.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

We were tanking until we used organic lemons, declared ourselves a Green Enterprise Zone, and got a $30 million grant from the government.

"I'd rather be at the office."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

Reluctant Directorship.

'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas