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Organic Filing

'It appears someone in that building has embraced the idea of going paperless.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The original paperless office

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"What about my footprint?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Recycled passion.

Refreshing Planet Earth

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Dustbin monster.

Choices.

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

Solar Power.

Smart Arse Meter

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Recycle or ruin the planet?