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Water Music/Noise Pollution.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Population train.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Home Heating Oil

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!