Eco-conscious Urbanite T-Shirts

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Ecology

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Touring Cyclist

'I blame global warming!'

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Global Warmer 2000.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Environment Friendly House.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'