Eco-conscious Urbanite T-Shirts

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Ecology

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

Touring Cyclist

Global Warmer 2000.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Earth stove

Environment Friendly House.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.