Eco-conscious Tanner Gifts

Solar-Powered Tanning Station

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"We'll always have Paris..."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

The New Normal

"Not to mention the park view."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Biro Diversity

Frankenstein's Reading Light

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'At least they did a good job on him.'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

Population train.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"