Eco-conscious Tanner Gifts

Solar-Powered Tanning Station

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"We'll always have Paris..."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Not to mention the park view."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'At least they did a good job on him.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

Population train.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"