Eco-conscious Retiree Gifts

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"We'll always have Paris..."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Mother nature takes her course.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Population train.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."