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"The book is 'Last Chance to Save our Planet.' I have so many questions. Why is the first letter of every chapter really really big?"

Environment-Friendly books - all written within a 100-mile radius.

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Mother nature takes her course.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"It's not easy being green…"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.