Eco-conscious Pathfinder Gifts

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Scurile travels

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Pavement Artist

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fish Food

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

Food Pyramid.

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'