Eco-conscious Crafter Gifts

At my house I can only use green.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

"I had to get braces."

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

Wooly mammoth

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"One day son, all this will be yours."

Wishing For Rain.

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

" know a bargain when I see one!"

Pot of Gold...

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

Make Your Own

Only 85 Chopping Days to Christmas...

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'Forever, like the mountains of mine waste?'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"Are we going to let this cartoonist continue to foul our environment by being so careless with his ink?"

Talking christmas tree

Garden Art

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

Antique's store is a front for the city dump.

Octopus and Swordfish