Eco-conscious Butterfly Gifts

"Darling, where did we go wrong?"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

Population train.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard