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A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

The Joshua Tree

"I have a message from corporate. It says 'bail'."

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

Yoghurt man

Dog executives are in a duel

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"By the way... you're fired."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

"I'm glad to hear you're finally fitting in." (Man has sign saying 'Kick me off the team' attached to his back).

'My doctor says I should try to have more fun at work.'

'I have complete confidence that the company will pull out of this down spiral.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Will work for manure.

'You've got to wonder just how many cut-backs this department can take!'