Eco-bargainer Gifts

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

The Environmentalist

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Pandora's boxes

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Woo-hoo!"

No tree hugging.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."