Eco-athlete T-Shirts

Recycling basketballs

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Natural Disasters

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I love you too, big guy."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Yearbook

Bullseye!

God's Subcontractors

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Saving a Heart