Eccentric Family Member Prints

"This would be Pop-Pop's last invitation to one of Jimmy's birthday parties." "What's wrong? You never seen a chicken before?"

Seagiraffes

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

Flatware Follies.

Old School Call Forwarding

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Dad, Dad! Granny's eaten the dog.'

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

Banana Costume

"Go tell the kids dinner's almost ready."

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

Lil' Free Library/Skert-Skert

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Bee wear of Doug

"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."

Family crest

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'