Eccentric Family Member Prints

"This would be Pop-Pop's last invitation to one of Jimmy's birthday parties." "What's wrong? You never seen a chicken before?"

Seagiraffes

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Flatware Follies.

Old School Call Forwarding

'Dad, Dad! Granny's eaten the dog.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

"Go tell the kids dinner's almost ready."

Banana Costume

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

"We had to remove him from public view."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Bee wear of Doug

Lil' Free Library/Skert-Skert

"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."

Family crest

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'