Eccentric Bequest Buff Mugs

The last will and testement...

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Knight Golfing

An informed voter is a good voter

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Knights of the Square Table.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

Knight Vision

Scheduel.

The shakedown escalates.

"We both agreed that for a while she'd slay the dragons and I'd look after the castle."

'The Yarl of Orkney is not big on mediation.'

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our little kingdom has ever known.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man