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'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Cambridge Dons find secluded places to solve complex mathematical problems.

The Madness of Prince Charles

"I'm ready to go to sleep; you may now close my eyes."

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

'Now these are humble beginnings I could live with.'

Office Head-Guard

"My advice is buy flotsam and jetsam futures."

"She just loved baths, so, so much."

"Your honor, we've not been able to seat a jury of his peers."

Henry, Marquess of Waterford

Eccentrics, Imbeciles, College Students or Other.

'Look over there. That's the crazy balloon animal lady!'

"You're really quite mad."

"Is it your turn to star a conversation, or was that last month?"

'Oh, I'm not actually the mascot...just insane.'

Honey Have You Met The New Neighbors Yet?