Ecb Analyst Gifts

Mario Draghi

Flags

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Loan Alley

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

That might not work, EU...

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

Bribes.

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Brexit Calendar

Electricity Bills

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

The euro currency is a bomb.

Voting in the UK

The Human Condition

"Goodbye cruel world."

Stimulus bust

Toys - Business Model.

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

I think I can...

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

At least their adviser was good at explaining things.