Ebook Escape Artist Pillows

'You were reading? Well, how come the TV's warm and the eReader is cold?'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Addicted to reading

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Chairmen of the Bored

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

School holidays

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Email Notifications

Desert Island Fantasies

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!