Book Escape Artist Pillows

School holidays

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Addicted to reading

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Chairmen of the Bored

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Wishing Well

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"FREEDOM!!!"