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"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Super Heroes.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Where cronuts come from.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Tasty.'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"You complete me."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Caged Tourist Attraction

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

Instant Slimmer Soup.

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'