Easygoing Troubadour Mugs

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Whatever!

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

City & Western.

The train on the musical line

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

Carols

Gypsy busker

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

'Ah got them, 'missed-,mah-margin-crawl when the city defaulted on mah tax-free-municipal-bonds-blues'.'

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

Too Popular By Half.

"Darling - remind me again - which country are we in?"