Love-struck Troubadour Mugs

Too Popular By Half.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Lost in Admiration

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Whatever!

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

City & Western.

The train on the musical line

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

Carols

Gypsy busker

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Romantic Painter

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

"Darling - remind me again - which country are we in?"