Easy Listener Mugs

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Audio Books

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Cybergoth.

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Attention Span Man

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Cover story: Plant World.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

Science Applied to Art

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"Sorry, I was driving under the influence of a bull market radio report."

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Things can only get worse...

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

Patient is listening to the doctors conference about him.

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"