Good Listener Mugs

Bank Has Two Tellers and One Listener

'I think you'll find that I'm a very good listener.'

"Hey, amigo... Been there, done that, bought the tattoo!"

"This could be a match. There's a lady here, who's looking for a man who knows how to listen."

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

Audio Books

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Cares and woes.

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Attention Span Man

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Science Applied to Art

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'She saw right through me.'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

'OK, nod a little slower this time. Then let's work on saying 'mm-hmm, go on' ...you try it.'

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.