Eastern Tradition Enthusiast Pillows

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

Maypole

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Shavuot - Like!

Time for Tea

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Queen reigning.

First Marriage.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

Happy Hogmanay!

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'