Easter Planning Pillows

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tartine

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Priest's 'To do' list.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Too much sugar."

Create some buzz!

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

An Unexpected Guest.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Happy Easter

Butterflies

Night-time halo

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.