Easter Planning Mugs

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tartine

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Too much sugar."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Create some buzz!

An Unexpected Guest.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Night-time halo

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Happy Easter

Butterflies