Easter Activities Mugs

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tartine

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Too much sugar."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

An Unexpected Guest.

Butterflies

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

The Mouse Princess

Night-time halo

Happy Easter

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Early Piety