Easter Eggstress Pillows

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Drunk Barber

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Missing Easter Egg

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Easter Ham Free.

Easter Bunny!

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Easter Bonnet

Jesus and the Peeps

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

Easter bunny Island.

'Now do you believe me?'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

Add to Basket?

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"I want to report a mugging."

Easter Bunny Island

'You didn't really look up Easter Island, did you, Richard?'

Easter bunny