Easel Aficionado Gifts

Artist paints an easel on an easel

'Are you done yet?'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Camping-Pong

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Artists of the wild west.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Antler Buzzers.

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Football.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'