Earthmoving Enthusiasts Gifts

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

They Always Say That

S**t Creek Halt

Santa Elevator

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

F&E Building Movers. Ever moved a church before? The hardest part is the organ transplant.

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'

Hackney-Coach Stands

"Where's the Danish?"

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'