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'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'...I don't like your chances!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'Grrrr....'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

England footballers 'Playing Away'

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

"A non-gorenment organization? There is such a thing?"

Global Warming. - Globe dripping in sitting room.

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

Counsellor for man on desert island

Intensive waiting.

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

"Need hug."

The society against the belief that man is responsible for more and more floods, fires etc...

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'