Earth's Echoist Gifts

Echo Valley - £10.00 per 10 minutes.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Formula.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"The season finale of the world is near."

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'It looks like our time is up.'

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

Fishing Music

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"That is so adorable. The tree is hugging you back!"

"Oh, I see - so it's wrong to cut down the Amazon Rainforest, but okay for me to weed, prune and mow our own garden?"

Echo Echo Point Point.

'How can I stop these moles digging up the garden?'

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

The world's tap.

'Been coming here ever since Florida got crowded.'

"I'm doing a science experiment for a school project, sir: can you please stand here and quack?"

The real reason we have natural disasters...

"Happy now, you jerk?"

"I agree, and I'm an expert: you get a nice echo from this location..."

Yeah, I can hold it until we find a cleaner place to stop.

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

Slanging Matches

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

Echo Point - no yodeling.

Echo Point - out of order.