Earth Lover With A Twist T-Shirts

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Climate Crisis

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

There is No Planet C

Environment Friendly House.

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Psychobabbling brook.

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Roads with a view.

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

Pastrami in the wild

Graffitti.

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Actually I never loved you."