Earth Lover With A Twist Mugs

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Climate Crisis

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

There is No Planet C

Diner

Environment Friendly House.

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Psychobabbling brook.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Roads with a view.

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Pastrami in the wild

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Graffitti.

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"Actually I never loved you."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'