Environmentalist With A Twist T-Shirts

"Great- now we're endangered and reviled."

Recycling.

'I've just halved my carbon footprint!'

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

'Yes please, I'm taking it up.'

Recyclable bomb.

It's admirable you do your bit to save the planet by wearing green undies, but let's not forget, they weren't green when you bought them!

North Pole with Sundial.

Bag for Life.

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

Have food. Need toilet paper

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."