Earth Home Dreamer T-Shirts

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Monkey-artist

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Man building a tree house

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Home Foreclosed Home.

Realty. Remember

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"No wonder it was so affordable."

The Rudges' peaceful home

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Myspace then and now.

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"