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"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Monkey-artist

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Man building a tree house

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Home Foreclosed Home.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Myspace then and now.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

The Rudges' peaceful home

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.