Early Risers' Club Pillows

'The early bird may get the worm but being early sure doesn't work out so well for us.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Have you got your make up on yet?

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

French Early Bird

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

1,572 Performances.

Cockerel sings the blues...

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Rooster

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."