Early Riser Club T-Shirts

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"I have to get up early tomorrow, it's my turn to get the worm."

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Bird Tweet.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

French Early Bird

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Waking Up With Rooster.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Rooster

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Early Night Club