Early Riser Club Prints

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"I have to get up early tomorrow, it's my turn to get the worm."

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

1,572 Performances.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Rooster

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Early Night Club

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"What's the occasion?"

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'