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Monday 5:30 am

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Have you got your make up on yet?

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

French Early Bird

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

Rooster

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Early Night Club

"What's the occasion?"

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."