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Blatu tries to invent the bonfire

At the Museum

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Would you like some wings?"

Today we learned to count to one.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Shoot For The Moon

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

Childhood

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Swinging on the Chandelier

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

The First National Sand Bank.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'