Early Genius Explorer Gifts

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Physician tending a mummy.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tourists in Egypt

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Life after death"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Toys

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Souvenirs.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."