Early Genius Explorer Gifts

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Can You Spot the Differences?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Tourists in Egypt

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Life after death"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"You've been served."

Toys

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'