Early Bird Mockers T-Shirts

'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Toast: the high energy food

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

'Good morning!'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

The Early Bird

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

What late birds do.

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'