Early Bird Mockers T-Shirts

'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

'Good morning!'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

What late birds do.